jib gorespin a horrendous man of inafamous perplexity and perculariaty wants to destory the internet. he and his gang of goons, cringe control, will stop at nothing to kill all the cringe on the internet
PROJECTILES THAT HATE YOU
attacking various locations on the internet to achieve his goal, you must get through the secuierty systems of thoses locations yes good yes yeah yep yeah
you get hit? stop crying loser baby and just go again buddy its all okay today
his goons, WG Worthy and very bad lee are als in on this insane heist. even though cringe is cringe and should be destoryed, our heros just cannot sdtand idly by and watch this happen
LOCATIONS THAT HATE YOU
you gotta get through the locations and uncover the mysetry methods of gorespin and his goones to sto phis plans
such locations as:
-puke party
-f'orest of POOM
-holy moly guacamole frijole
-slime balls
-miasma tsunami in the lobby
-i peon neon
run like a very nice man that is late for work to get through the security of the extreme locations on the internet gorespin is attacking. they are filled to the brim with PROEJCTIEL
SOUNDTRACK THAT HATES YOU
never before has a game insulted you so heavily with its soundtrack
such glorious tracks such as:
-omega cringe
=you ain't special
-bad taste
-laughing at you
-can you please stop talking?
-you're not cool
and yeah we from left to right we have Pergus Yimptown (also known as Fig Cornwiggle and GW Wuffler), buttwh0ler, Heiner (aka 2,000), jib gorespin (also known as quimbius quoniam), WG Worthy (also known as penile lyle), and very Bad Lee (also known as mister RED)
so what else do you needetoknowbuddy? go prevent the internet from being ruined oh wait too late but you can prevent it from being destoyed at least