You Call Yourself a Wizard?!™ is a zany, 2D pixel platformer meets precision-heavy ragebait game where you'll drag a wizard around, having him jump, flop, stumble, tumble, and bumble to where he needs to go.
Use nothing but the mouse (or an analog stick and two buttons, if using a controller) to help your wizard traverse through treacherous caverns, dense bramble-filled forests, and even falling castles.
Your carelessness has brought on the apocalypse, and as a result, people have a bone to pick with you. Even the companion on your quest, the ghost of the Archmage, really, really hates your guts. Will you let your haters get you down, or will you fight on and prove them wrong?
Be the fastest wizard you can be by trying to get the best speed run you can. Once you beat the main campaign, you can try to shoot for the fastest times in individual stages in the Time Trials mode.
While trying to redeem yourself and save the world is noble, your foul mouth is anything but. If you are airbound for too long, your wizard will panic and start to cuss.
Prove to the world that yes, you CAN call yourself a wizard by unlocking over 36 unique achievements and earning the top spots on the speed run and stage time leaderboards!