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Welcome Parks and Recreation Applicant! I see you're interested in taking a swing at our esteemed Search and Rescue (S.A.R.) Teams! Usually this is a full position but you're in luck! We have a few openings right now, so bring up to 8 of your friends!
You will be stationed at the great Wildervan National Park and will complete many different operations to help support the park. These include, but are not limited to, finding missing persons, fixing com arrays, escorting survivors from the park, repairing broke down vehicles, and restarting generators. After each operation you'll have some downtime to use the super-duper PathFinder OS, where you can upgrade your gear and buy new equipment.
Now we're gonna talk about the Inhabitants. The government like to call 'em All-New-All-Natural-Non-Humans, but don't let that fun propanganda fool you, they are more lethal than an angry bear on crack. Some of 'em like to sorta sneak up on you, right before they deliver the final blow. Others like to use "Elements of Surprise". The worst of them all though will only ever listen. When he's decided your being too loud, he'll wipe the lot of ya.
Remember to have a good time, keep a cool head, and do your job. See you on the other side!
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