What is Wand Mart?
Wand Mart: A Totally Normal Magical Store™ is a co-op shop simulator with a twist of horror, roguelike elements, and a heavy dose of questionable magic.
Sell artifacts, run your own magical business, dive into cursed dungeons, and try not to die on your shift.
It’s capitalism. With spells.
Welcome to Wand Mart, new employee!
Congrats, you're hired! You're now part of the most magically unstable retail chain in the multiverse.
Here’s what your job includes (survival not guaranteed):
Build and decorate your shop with cursed furniture and suspicious lighting
Perform magical rituals and craft artifacts (no license required)
Learn spells for every situation—from floating candles to putting out actual fires
Explore a procedurally generated dungeon right under the store, filled with loot and regret
Play with friends, because terror is better shared
Grow your business: expand, hire undead assistants, and handle angry magical customers
Team up and embrace magical capitalism
Running low on inventory? No problem—grab a wand and head down into the abyss. ♂️
You’ll find:
Loot of questionable origin
Unexpected dungeon dwellers with zero chill
Puzzle rooms, magical traps, and cursed mini-challenges
And of course, that one friend who keeps casting fireball in tight corridors
Sometimes the monsters aren’t the real threat. Sometimes it’s Gary with a wand.
Who is Wand Mart™ for?
If you:
Laughed your way through Lethal Company
Tried to play Phasmophobia but your friends ruined the vibe
Enjoy building, casting, screaming, and pretending it’s fine ️
Love horror best when it’s mixed with comedy
Always wanted to run a shop over ancient evil ruins ️
Then yes, this is very much your game.
Wand Mart™ is not liable for lost employees, demon-related injuries, psychological trauma, or spontaneous toadification.
By reading this page, you have legally entered into a magical binding contract. Probably.
