Hello everyone,
So, what's the game about?
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With the rise of AI, a crisis has struck. Offiatrix Corp., once a brilliant corporation, gathers the Board of Directors. On the agenda: staff cuts and budget reductions.
They quickly decided who to lay off and who to keep working on those fascinating presentations no one ever reads.
Everything was going according to plan... until the bosses touched the sacred — zeroed out the coffee budget.
And then the employees realized: this is WAR! A real. Corporate. Meat grinder!
- In IT, team-building turned into a battle for the last sugar packet.
- Marketing is crafting shields out of flip charts.
- Accounting is brewing coffee over candles.
Key Features:
1. Lead Your Dream Team: Recruit office warriors with top-notch coffee brewing skills and hidden discontent. Manage them wisely, remembering that each of them drinks coffee faster than you can say, "Urgent meeting in my office!".
2. Epic Office Battles: Find out who’s cooler — marketers or accountants. The battle isn’t just for the seat by the window! The winners aren’t the strongest but the ones who hit "send report" on Friday at 5:59 PM.
3. Training and Upgrades: Spend your hard-earned cash to upgrade your HQ — from one cooler that growls when dispensing water to two or three coolers that can sing "Happy Birthday" in harmony. And a trained fighter will always grab the last cookie from the box first.
4. Hilarious Storyline: Dive into the world of office life, meet teams of other players... and destroy them. Share stories of how someone didn’t notice a rat stealing half a sandwich off their keyboard again. Every day brings new drama. Discover the true magic of life: everything on the verge of a corporate nightmare.
Offiatrix: Embrace the chaos, become an unrivaled leader, and show everyone that in the office hierarchy, you are the God of War!
Let the office war begin!
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Thanks for reading,
Andrew, co-owner of Offiatrix Corp.