Welcome to Farmastrophy — where farming meets total chaos!
You're a farmer on a mission. Grow crops, cook meals, and deliver everything to the tractor - before time runs out. Sounds simple? The cows have other plans.
FARM. COOK. DELIVER. SURVIVE.
Full farming loop - sow, water, and harvest your crops
Gather resources - chop wood and mine stone
Cook & process - turn raw crops into meals at the campfire
Delivery orders - fulfill the tractor's demands to win the round
Chaotic cows - hungry, unpredictable, and absolutely destructive
Potato throwing - your best (and only) weapon
⏱️ Race against the clock - every second counts
Online co-op - up to 4 players, divide the chaos together
THE COWS. Hungry. Unpredictable. Destructive.
They will trample everything you've worked for. Your only defense? Grab a potato. Throw it. Hope for the best.
NEW BIOME: THE DESERT
Scorching heat. Faster crop decay. Use the sprinkler to keep your plants alive twice as long - and stay one step ahead.
BETTER WITH FRIENDS
Split the roles: one plants, one cooks, one handles the cows. Or completely ignore the plan and watch everything burn. Either way - it's better together.
Currently in development - more content and features coming with Early Access.