You've stayed too late playing video games, and your dad locked you up in the basement to teach you a lesson. There's a devil living inside the wall there, and it craves meat. It gives you an old sword. It's time to...
In Blunt Blade and a Hundred Halls (BBaaHH for short), you will:
Fight, push your luck, die, respawn and go killing again
Explore an ever-changing dungeon with 100 chambers full of mutated freaks
Kill said freaks and vacuum their body parts (SPLOOOSH!)
Mount their heads on the cellar wall
Grind their meat in the grinder and get paid in gold
Buy upgrades from the devil that lives in your basement walls
Keep your blade sharp, because it will become battered in battle
Find and slot perk-granting posters based on classic comic book covers