Blockboy and The Wizard is a short linear game about a regular stickman with a square head and a bleak life, who becomes the apprentice of a wizard with no beard and his own brand of soda. The soda thing isn't really important at all, but it's very cool.
There is a lot of text, if you are illiterate you won't like it. Well, if you are illiterate you can't read this... Actually, the artwork is insanely gorgeous and can be enjoyed without reading, but the game won't last as long.
Become a wizard, maybe!
Talk to people and click things! Stuff happens when you click things!
There are rats? There are rats!
No wizard story game is complete without a villain, a MAGICAL villain who is EVIL
The rats can talk, they are relevant to the story
Well not all of the rats can talk, some of them can't talk at all
Meet different characters, both interesting and not, while following aforementioned story
The Wizard is a wizard
The villain is a wizard as well, in a way, but I won't tell you her name, 'tis a secret
Some of the characters don't have any dialogue, they are basically decorations
Most do talk though