Behold the Kickmen é uma simulação de futebol propositalmente excêntrica que ignora completamente as regras reais do esporte. Os jogadores começam na base da pirâmide do futebol britânico e sobem por incontáveis partidas com chutes, passes, tackles, gerenciamento de elenco e gols. O modo história completo traz drama exagerado e escolhas absurdas para levar você à glória da Copa do Mundo.
Transforme todo o jogo em um bloodsport distópico do futuro para uma reviravolta fresca na ação casual de esportes. Este indie single-player abre mão de multiplayer para se concentrar no grind solo puro. Ideal para fãs de sims esportivos excêntricos e de baixo risco, que curtem partidas repetitivas e sátiras afiadas do gênero.
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!
PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.
