Ball Scratch Simulator 2: Fartmaxxing is a loud, dumb physics sandbox about one man, one itch and a level of gas no structural engineer planned for. Buildings stand on real supports, so a well-aimed blast snaps the columns and brings the whole thing down into the street.
FIVE LEVELS OF FART
Your gas grows as the campaign goes on: SQUEAKER → TROUSER COUGH → THUNDERCLAP → CITY SHAKER → FARTMAXXED. Eat enough fibre and you can overcharge to sneak in a FARTMAXXED blast early.Need more? Grab a FART NUKE from one of the city's glitching chibi hallucinations and set it off: a green mushroom cloud, a shockwave across the block and survivors coughing for ages.
THROW CARS AT YOUR PROBLEMS
Lift a car (yes, even a police car) over your head and launch it through a shopfront. Hijack a ride, plough it through a building and bail out before it bursts into flames. Every wrecked car leaves its own burnt-out shell.BULLET TIME. FART FLIGHT.
Hold focus and the world drains to black and white while the soldiers' bullets crawl past. Sidestep, then answer with a blast of your own.Look down, fart, and launch. Mid-air farts are free while bullet time lasts, so you can climb over the rooftops and bomb the streets below. Running low? Sniff your fingers to top the meter back up. Yes, really.
A CITY THAT FIGHTS BACK
Downtown, the harbour and a military district, packed with people to crop-dust and buildings to flatten. They cough, they retch, they run. Rack up heat and the response escalates: police, soldiers, armed jeeps, tanks, gunship helicopters and a walking mech.A REAL CAMPAIGN (SORT OF)
Train at the Proving Ground, then work through 8 chapters and 84 missions with a handler in your ear, comic-book cutscenes and a boss in every chapter. From chapter 6 the story splits: side with the Resistance or stay loyal to Meridian. Topple power poles without getting spotted, bring down rooftop beacons and hit the banks with thrown cars. Every mission is graded from S to C.ROGUELITE LEVEL-UPS
Every level-up deals three upgrade cards: Fart Power, Fart Charge, Super Speed, Super Focus, Gas Control, Toughness and Shockwave. There are 24 levels and 28 ranks, so you can't max everything and every build turns out different. S grades bank extra rerolls.ONLINE CO-OP, PVP AND FARTBALL
Up to four players online. Clear the campaign together, brawl in a free-for-all deathmatch, or play FARTBALL: football where you move the ball with your backside. Bots fill the empty slots in deathmatch and FARTBALL.ALSO INCLUDED
- Free roam across the whole city
- A daily challenge
- A wardrobe of unlockable outfits
- Chibi hallucinations that glitch harder the closer you get, and hand out power-ups
- Finger-sniffing that summons flowers. We don't make the rules
- A Shame Deck of in-game achievements to collect
Wishlist now. You can tell people it was ironic.