How many primates can you fit in a tight kitchen before it all burns down?
Ape‑tite is a fast, chaotic cooking game about keeping a kitchen running under pressure — without turning it into a stress test. It’s made for messing around with friends, where things fall apart as often as they come together.
Prepare dishes, juggle orders, and react on the fly as cramped spaces turn simple tasks into problems.
Play solo or together
Things spiral out of control, whether you're cooking locally or via Steam Remote Play.
Sometimes teamwork helps. Sometimes it doesn’t.
What to Expect
Tight kitchens where space works against you
Short runs that escalate under pressure
Kitchen layouts that demand constant adjustment
Managing dine‑in and takeaway orders together
Daily twists that reshape each shift
A strong, cohesive culinary theme
No monkey business in the kitchen.
Things fall apart fast under pressure.