You know, it's a very bad idea to open random e-mail attachments from very suspicious e-mails.
But it happened, and now we're here, deep inside a system, altering the sets of instructions sent to the CPU every second for our own amusement.
The objective is simple, download files by eating them, destroy as many enemies as you can, reach a new high score, over and over again.
There are three types of enemies:
{Phil} - Yellow - He doesn't do much, he has a normal speed and that's about it. His brothers are bullying him for not having any special skill.
{Ivan} - Red - This one is very chaotic and fast, he can easily ruin your day.
{Alexander} - Purple - He's slow, but calculated, it's best if you avoid him!
But don't worry, you have plenty of tools at your disposal, such as:
{WORMS} - These lovely fellas will download files for you, even other power-ups, they're weak against the enemies, but they will try their best!
{ROOTKITS} - These friend-shaped spiders will munch away all the enemies in their path, and download all the files they come across except power-ups, but they want to keep their cut!
{FORKBOMBS} - Moving back and forth in a single direction, or acting as a barrier, these will decimate your enemies and let you roam freely. However, they cannot collect data files.
In addition to the purple food which allows you to munch away your enemies for a short amount of time!
Once per round, a mysterious item will spawn, it will grant you a second life. Quite a life saver!
There are absolutely NO cooldowns on your power-ups, but there's a catch!
You cannot hoard them for later, which may inevitably lead you to spamming the power-ups and that's absolutely fine!
But beware the more power-ups you use, the bigger the chance for a denial of service to trigger, which will destroy everything in its path (except for you!).
It's time to take a nostalgic trip to the memory lane, and just sit back and enjoy some good 'ol fashioned arcade chaos, where the only thing that matters is to have fun!
NOTE:
Prologue and the game interface are only available in English, and will never be translated.
Menu is currently available in: English, l33tsp3ak Russian, Romanian and Chinese with more to come.
Help page is currently available only in English, with Russian and Romanian to be added next week.
I will add more languages when i find translators!